Your High School Student Can’t Divide

by Elizabeth King on April 5, 2012

The other morning a friend dropped me a New York Times article by Michael Ellsberg (author of The Education of Millionaires). It’s pretty typical for people to shoot me Ellsberg’s work, because, hey! I write a blog called Stay Out Of School, so I must be totally down with this drop-out-and-start-up thing. In this particular piece, Ellsberg claims that startups are the primary source of job creation—which America really needs right now. Can’t really argue with that, right? That’s just stats.

Then he hits us with this:

It’s time that we as a nation accepted a basic — and seldom-mentioned — fact. You don’t need a degree (and certainly not an M.B.A.) to start a business and create jobs, nor is it even that helpful, compared with cheaper, faster alternatives.

Fine. Totally true.

Sounds sexy.

This article was tossed my way coincidentally after I shared this on Twitter:

You heard me. Several teenagers I know from some of the top private schools in the country are unclear on what odd numbers are. Shortly after I posted this, a friend drew my attention to another tweet by a tutor remarking that she was teaching her high school students how to multiply.

This came as no surprise to me, but I’m beginning to think it would actually surprise the rest of you. Hopefully it would surprise Michael Ellsberg. It appears that we’re unclear about what a 75% high school drop out rate really means: it doesn’t mean we lose 1 in 4 kids, but the other 3 are graduating with flying colors and on the fast track to the next big thing.

25% Drop-Out Rate Doesn’t Equal 75% Awesome

What’s happening in high schools today is not your father’s high school education. It’s not yours, either. Frankly, it isn’t even mine.

And yet, we insist on conversing about dropping out of college on the presumption that high school students have the basic skills that successful 30- and 40- somethings have, which, by and large, is just not the case.

The conversation about dropping out of college has become as sophomoric as a certain Pink Floyd song. Again, in the public’s defense, that might be because people don’t really know how bad it is. “You don’t need those academic skills,” we cry, thinking we mean lengthy memorized hunks of The Canterbury Tales or how to measure the volume of an irregular shape in Euclidian space. You need… [well, let’s use Ellsberg’s words verbatim]:

“Skills like sales, networking, creativity and comfort with failure.”

I’ve got news for you: it’s not unlikely that your high school kid can’t do division. Yes, even yours. Even though she goes to Dwight.

Ellsberg again:

“…our children grow up amid an echo chamber of voices telling them to get good grades, do well on their SATs…”

Well what would be preferable to that? Bad grades? The inability to read critically and solve problems in new ways (which, last I checked, is basically what the SAT tests).

Since when do we need skills like networking to the exclusion of academia? Why are being great at physics and great at networking considered mutually exclusive, and why on earth would we tell our students that that’s the case? To return to Ellsberg’s point, you don’t need a college degree to successfully launch a business of the caliber he mentions if you’re already an extraordinarily well-educated person and you’re an autodidact. Being a genius doesn’t hurt either.

There’s A Reason We Still Recommend a High School Diploma

It’s notable that no one has yet started encouraging kids to drop out of high school to join the work force. That’s the line we’ve tacitly decided to draw in the sand: high school diploma, paramount, college degree, not so much. On some level we all know that encouraging dropping out of high school would be nothing short of insane, because the truth is that in order to effectively generate an idea for and subsequently run a startup, you do need an academic skill set that encompasses fundamentals we wrongly assume high school graduates have.

The college-is-useless meme is driven by a bunch of hyper-educated self-starters who wrongly assume the majority of students leave high schools equipped with the same skill set they did, skills paramount to a successful startup, including:

  • The ability to think critically, including understanding both sides of an argument and considering the motivation and background driving a perspective. This includes the ability to revise one’s own perspective on the fly as more intel is gathered—which, on a more fundamental level, means knowing the difference between fact and opinion.
  • The prowess to translate ideas into a formal, organized argument that others can understand.
  • The capacity to analyze data and recognize errors or outliers that could imply either error or opportunity.
  • The wherewithal to gather information and synthesize it, connect it to their pre-existing web of knowledge and draw new inferences and assumptions (which, by the way, is the basic act of creativity) No really, creativity requires an internal web of knowledge.
  • The background to understand social nuance on the grand scale, including historical trends that have created the current social construct that colors The Market.

Listen, I love high schoolers. I spend six days a week doing my damnedest to help them think better and more quickly. I have no interest in throwing them under the bus…but I’m telling you: we’re grossly overestimating what they’re walking out the doors of their high schools knowing.

Sure, skipping college is just fine for that rare, glorious individual who knows how to create for him/herself a life that reflects the info-rich experience that an ideal college experience embodies and is already equipped to harness that exposure into something great. I consider a lot of those types my friends. However, if we want to talk seriously about education, we need to get past the dazzle of the scrappy geniuses and face an ugly reality: even a kid with the intelligence that warrants applying to Stanford next year might not to know to write a five paragraph essay.

I know, because I’ll be teaching him how to do so this afternoon.

Cat’s outta the bag.

Shut up about dropping out of college. It’s beside the point.

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The Apology Craze is Killing Our Kids

by Elizabeth King on March 28, 2012

Let’s tie together some stuff in the news.

I want to to share with you two snippets of articles I found this week while traveling.

This one, from Ad Age, an interview with Vincent Kartheiser of Mad Men:

Ad Age: Well, you’re not only loyal to Don in the role of Pete, but in real life you’re also loyal to Jon Hamm. You were the only cast member who spoke up and supported him earlier this week on the “Today” show about his comments slamming reality TV and about Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton being “fucking idiots.” So do you think reality TV is rotting America?
Mr. Kartheiser: No, I don’t think it’s rotting America, but I don’t think he’s wrong. It’s OK to look at something and say what it is. It’s OK to look at a McDonald’s hamburger and say, “Yeah, I like the taste of them, but they’re not good for me.” We live in a time where everyone’s very aware that there’s people who are celebrities because of their fathers or celebrities because of this machine that’s selling something very simple and very ordinary, and people are buying it. It’s not an awful thing, but I think it’s OK to say it’s not a splendid thing, either. [emphasis mine]

Here’s another clip, from an Op Ed in the New York Times by Bill Maher:

I have a better idea. Let’s have an amnesty — from the left and the right — on every made-up, fake, totally insincere, playacted hurt, insult, slight and affront. Let’s make this Sunday the National Day of No Outrage. One day a year when you will not find some tiny thing someone did or said and pretend you can barely continue functioning until they apologize.
If that doesn’t work, what about this: If you see or hear something you don’t like in the media, just go on with your life. Turn the page or flip the dial or pick up your roll of quarters and leave the booth. [emphasis mine]

It makes all the sense in the world that we’re seeing two people commenting on the cult of the pointless apology at a time when people are (rightly) up in arms about the circumstances that led to this:

Mar 23, 2012 · SANFORD, Fla. – While public cries to charge Trayvon Martin’s killer continued to intensify Friday, the president weighed in…

After all, Kartheiser and Maher are commenting on a culture in which we are quick to embrace EZ-peel solutions and slow to drum up legitimate anger over something deserving real fury. They’re two sides of the same coin, opposite results from the same kind of thinking. See, all this foolish apologizing is happening because we’re collectively becoming whiny weenies and manipulators—and our cries over the inane have drowned out our ability to see things as they are and for what the deserve.

On one hand we’re always ready to get wound up about pundits being… pundits. On the other hand, many of us are hesitant to be outraged over things that matter deeply, like unarmed teenagers killed on suburban streets—or our collective willingness to feed them food that slowly kills them, anyway.

The Grossly Underestimated Power of Words

How we talk about things actually changes their meaning, which can be very cool. That discourse can change meaning is why different groups have appropriated language to their own benefit (e.g. the LGBT community appropriated the term “queer” 20+ (?) years ago from the opposition and made it their battle cry).

In the same way, when we demand apologies—and what we’re really demanding is remorse—for things that we all know at the end of the day are stupid, we actually devalue calls for apologies for those things that legitimately warrant it.

If I admonish a student for showing up three minutes late, getting up to take a bathroom break, answering a text message, and failing to complete the important homework assignment I gave him, he may not hear the truth: I’m actually annoyed that he didn’t do his homework because failing to do so will have serious negative consequences. So I let him go pee and answer his buddy. Then, when I’m angry, he’ll know I’m not kidding.

On a social level, there are a hundred grey areas across incredibly serious issues to which we chronically over- and under-react:

  • bullying and kids-being-kids
  • the causes of childhood obesity and how we should address about it
  • harassment and flirting

When we get wound up about the trivial, we more easily overlook the inexcusable. Letting the stuff slide that should slide and holding people accountable for real offenses is hard—and I don’t just mean intellectually. Failure to apologize when an apology is due is the result of an ugly combination of hubris, ignorance, and laziness on the part of the offender:

  • hubris, in that we actually think we’re inherently more important than another;
  • ignorance, either because we don’t know we’re wrong or, again, because we actually think we’re more important;
  • laziness, in that sorting things out in ways that don’t ultimately require an apology can be a hell of a lot of work.

Feeling remorse and apologizing for things that warrant apologies means being humble, aware, and engaged. Not needing an apology for something trivial is also the fruit of being humble, aware, and engaged. This is not exactly the American way. Our collective calls for pointless apologies from others simply deflect the microscope from ourselves—yes, you and I might be wrong sometimes—and, most importantly, from those issues that really warrant outrage.

We’re creating static, misfiring our energy at nonsense, and people are getting away with grossly unacceptable behavior in the midst of it all. You know that saying, ‘It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye?’ Well, it’s all a bunch of stupid apologies until somebody’s child dies.

What has you angry today? What should have you angry today?

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